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This one is for all of my girlfriends who are married with kids and feel like they miss the life of the single girl. After reading this one - you will feel much more satisfied with your lives - I promise.

Last week I may have mentioned how Cracky#1 had slept with Mr. Pstz on wed. and then went on to have a 48hr. bender with Photoboy on Thurs. It turns out that Pboy's parents apparently are very wealthy which motivated C#1 to pursue him in earnest - you know, showing up at his dtown loft, calling him, inviting him over to play with her and C#2....the glitch? (not that her good friend had a date with him just a few days before no that means nothing to this girl) the problem is in the form of her live-in boyfriend. This guy is by all accounts a big old looser (I bet you are confused but that title really fits for all the guys in this story so bear with me.) He is practically unemployed, has no money, has no sense of decency or social graces and lets C1 treat him like absolute shit - talking about all the guys she has fucked or wants to fuck or is fucking right in front of him. Did I mention that he is only 22? I think she is 31, but it is hard to tell. One night they came over to my house and he acted like such an asshole at 4AM that the neighbors called the cops three times! They never showed up because they said it was a domestic issue (so ladies, don't expect the LAPD to come running when your bf is beating you.) This is not my life. No one calls the cops on me - Who are these people? She has not been back to my house since.

So Thursday night I was attending a seminar at SAG which is right near #1's apt. I called #2 to see what they were up to and she informed me that the boys were coming over to #1's apt. (the boys being pboy and his handler who is #2's new boy toy.) After my seminar, I was going to stop by the apt and say hi - show them how cool I was and that I didn't care about #1 and pboy being together -because I am soooo cool (did I already mention that?) But when I called #1 - she was in her car and when I asked where they were going, C#1, who had Pboy in her car slurred her words telling me how drunk she was (and driving!) and how she didn't know where they were going and that I should call #2 since she is "so much more together than me." I called #2 and she told me that they were on the way dtown to the loft because #1's live in bf was on his way home and they had to get out of there and remove any evidence that they were partying with boys. Of course #1 knew where she was going - she just didn't want me around. Me, left out of a party? I started to pout and then I got angry because #1 is a BITCH and I knew that from the get go, but she liked me and there is nothing better than when you are liked by a BITCH. But now that she has fucked my "leftovers" - she sees me as some kind of competition I guess. Puhleeez - she can have needle dick and Mr. herpes. I don't care how much money people have - if they have nothing to say for themselves or go around sleeping with an entire group of girlfriends they can just keep on walkin'. Anyway, last night I got a call from #2 telling me how much fun they had with the boys etc..(hello? is she totally clueless that I feel horribly uncomfortable about the fact that they are constantly partying with these guys without me after I had a date with one of them and he never called or returned my text?) OK - no. I hear you shush - you don't understand - you think I shouldnt be friends with these girls - but being the marrieds that you are - you have no idea how important it is to have single girlfriends.

One last romantic (ha) update - and please feel free to offer up advice - last time I asked for it no one commented - don't be shy you can be annonymous....OK - on my way into my friend's place to play tennis last night I got a call from Dirty Texter - I was shocked. I thought that after he gave me some prof. advice he would be disenchanted with me - well that is assuming he was ever enchanted in the first place. Anyway he called to check in and see how my convo with the boss went. This was very thoughtful I thought - I told him what I was doing and he got all excited - turns out he also keeps his tennis racket in his car just in case. We just have sooo much in common - ha ha. So he tells me he is having dinner with friends and will call me when he's done - so all night while I am having so much fun with my girlfriend - there is a nagging feeling pulling me down because he isn't calling me - he doesn't call me. And what would I have done if he did call? Go over to his place at midnight and hang? That is not the girl I want to be to this guy. I want dinner, shows, movies - actual events where we go out in public - but it just isnt happening. I have this delusion that he likes me a lot.; that I represent all the things he is afraid of - you know - stability, love, family etc...Even though we have hardly spent more than three nights together (not sleeping or anything, just hanging) I have strong feelings for him. I know he has said "I am a bad guy, you do not want to be with me." That in a very sick way - makes me want to be with him more. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???? - This is where you guys come in.